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Lions ConfessionsDecember 19th, 2014 at 1:31am
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Lions ConfessionsDecember 15th, 2014 at 1:10am
~Compilation of various questions~

1: Why does SLU continue to allow students who are making all F's the opportunity to receive finanical aid refund checks? I know a person who made 2F's and 2D's. This person is still enrolled

2: I don't have a confession. I have a question thought. I really need it answered. When I started this fall, I had the option to take out student loans on my Leonet. This semester, I don't. I didn't use any the first semester, but I might need to next semester. I'm not sure what to do. Could anyone help?? Thanks.

3: Does anyone have any suggestions for electives? I'm a biology major in dire need of some excitement within my curricula... A little GPA boosting too. Help!

4:I confess that smartphone GPS is inaccurate. Has anyone run around campus with a GPS watch or bike odometer and know how far of a jog it is?

5:I need another class to maintain my TOPS for next year, can someone please recommend an easy course that doesn't require too much effort to pass?

6: I confess the new cafeteria sucks. I loved the food at the old one but this new one is horrible. Agree or disagree?

7: I confess that I have never been to any of these Melo D shows that I keep hear people talking about but I would love to go check it out. Anyone wanna take me perhaps maby? Yeah? No?

8:I confess I don't understand women's fascination with drag queens, trannys, etc. I just feel like I'm missing something. I don't know any guy that genuinely enjoys watching shows about dykes or butch lesbians. What is the appeal?
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Lions ConfessionsDecember 14th, 2014 at 8:58pm
Congratulations again to all of you who graduated yesterday morning! From my reserved VIP seat a row behind the faculty you all looked on point!! (Okay so it wasn't originally for me, but your boy knows how to find the best seat) Hopefully, today you all woke up whenever you felt like it.

As for this page, we're taking a hiatus for the duration of winter break. For the remainder of today we're squeezing out confessions and nonconfessions, but after that don't expect posts until January 20th. (Feel free to submit stuff during the break though, it'll build up in our inbox and help start next semester strong.) We'll have some other news to drop on y'all when we come back, but for now just focus on enjoying your break!

Happy whateverthefuckyoucelebrate,
"Q", Omega, & Cake
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Lions ConfessionsDecember 11th, 2014 at 6:39pm
I confess that returning textbooks today reminded me that a lot of students here not only can't drive, but don't even know how to BACK OUT OF A PARKING SPOT PROPERLY without almost hitting someone.
-cake.
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3 thoughts on “Confessions

  1. 9/11 and we still have not taken care of business because of political correctness. We have the finest warriors in the world that a cursed with the politicians we elected.

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  2. I confess it was I that farted on the elliptical and not the large lady next to me that I acted like committed the act.

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  3. I have serious issues with selfish fucks who take off work whenever they want and fuck over their co workers. If you don't want to do the job than quit and let a more qualified person take your spot.

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